Marry “tigress” have a happy life
Before the marriage, friends say I married a tigress is a man of great sorrow of his life. He talked about this topic citing the classical emotion can not help but Shan Shi Hai Ran Qi Xia, then it is: Hedong soon as a roar, and her husband buffeting buffeting 3; wife a stare, a man kneeling washboard; wife a Ho anger, her husband live in the streets.
Can I get married, they found hearsay absolutely wrong. An Jiu married a tigress can be apart from something bitter, tired, something, something useless, something beyond the empty Douer, I do not think there is anything wrong place.
At first, I have kept silent, frightened later, thus obedient jackal to the tiger. After in-law as a tutor I Jiali Dun University of rigorous studies, careful cultivation of both triumph and achievement I subjects, with each passing day. Plus I own efforts, I have gradually grown into a comprehensive, professional, faithful instruction execution by the family. To sum up, I mainly in the following eight aspects of applying their knowledge and has made considerable progress.
1. More integrated knowledge acquired. I work after the main duties include: ① buy food, vegetables, cooking, cleaning; ② my wife wash your hair, feet; laundry, ironing clothes stacked; ③ Internet postings for the wife, for her and the User chat, for her to play CS Upgrade (weekly for at least l 1); ④ my wife’s parents, grandfather, grandmother, grandfather, grandmother, seven Regardless of 8 Da Yi called greetings to her cousin called counseling high school math, English, Language; ⑤ his wife before going to bed to complete the mask, massage and other beauty work.
If you do this work step by step, there is no 89 hours work? After I focus on analysis and gradually explored, forming a perfect co-ordination with management, basically meeting the international standards. Latest result is I can Gaoding before 12 o’clock midnight all the work of saving than the previous two hours, 15 minutes. I can take advantage of this time sitting in the kitchen on a small stool calmly ate dinner (Note: his wife left to eat, in order to power-saving province of gas, I generally do not heat).
2. Vegetable market where full use of mathematics and legal knowledge. I enter the house after work before it gets to the quarters of the vegetable market where, in accordance with instructions of the recipes my wife last night to buy food. As the saying goes: do not buy sell fine, I only want to be dignified, but also save their own money to ensure I only channels will not be blocked. I Heart exhaust every effort, and the crazy make up math. Any three-digit multiplication, I can in 10 seconds to complete mental arithmetic, addition and subtraction method is more mention, lest I Mongolia small business operators. Of course, there are not authentic, Anjiu full use of the knowledge about the law so that they can steal sheep.
The fat Sao Mai Doufu less to the silk tofu two and a half I want to Mongolia I 5 cents. I angrily pulled her into the market office, fined her 20. Out in front of the Office of the comrades I had the conduct of certain: “Remember, do not look after me such a trivial matter.” There is not wrong, is it that I own to punish her?
Sell cucumbers to the two Ah, said I had Erjin 32 cucumbers. I considered a seven-two, she wanted to I 2 1; I quit, she said rounding. I replied: Four homes should be zero-two-thirds; re-entry should be 1 5 8 9 hair, I give you two you take advantage of it! She quit, non that I was wrong, so Anliang debated. I bore people to death and to her breaking off a rip for 45 minutes after she was convinced. Took seven points win back the money I angry at her I sacrificed valuable time, so shun her stand sits in a garlic, 2 green onions as compensation. She was very envious I wife, desperate for some background on the I shouted: “I seen a man like you.”
3. Life, summed up the knowledge of physics. I and my wife together, sleep with open eyes should always feel that time passes slowly. Units engaged in activities in one weekend, with overtime as an excuse I took part in the adventure. Fortunately, being the Way We fancy corporate offices, to accompany her to dance. The results evoked I dance addiction, I pulled her off dancing for three hours Ling Liu minutes, until the MM tired collapse, paralysis in his arms until I gave up. As a result, I right, Professor Einstein’s theory of relativity has a new understanding: I my wife together with three minutes, just like after a three years; and beautiful MM with 3 hours, as if it took only a 3 minutes.
4. The application of philosophy sympathetically. I always use “two points” to educate those who are male chauvinist tendencies colleagues: all the things that are a good side and bad side. Look at the problem must be comprehensive, must not be blinded by the trivial. Have you noticed that: Although I temper my wife big, but it looks contrary to their class, pulling a beautiful by his extraction; although I usually drop of alcohol can not be James, but I guarantee is not high blood pressure, and strictly prevent the fatty liver and obesity phenomenon in I found the occurrence; although I normally stay at home, busy with housework, but I from inhalation of automobile exhaust Moreover, 61 Children’s Park, when I can go crazy playing day (at their own expense, but also to bring his wife’s twin sister’s house) ; although usually the little things at home by his wife call the shots, but I drop a worry, that was the basis of longevity. Others can not compare with the event were all our household I call the shots, but there has been no major events our household.
